Dear Diary, I am not perfect (PG-13)

Let’s face it, I’m not perfect. Tonight I barked at the neighbors dog incessantly through dinner. I am ashamed, but they also barked back.

We went for a walk on the beach and I stumbled upon a dead bird that I immediately wanted to roll in.

I ran up a high sand dune trying to show off but when I came down I fell and landed on my side and face. It was completely embarrassing.

We also stumbled on a dead baby seal pup on the beach which I totally sniffed and explored closely to find out it was missing it’s head. Seriously, what ate its head? It really is the Wild West!

Oh, and I also ate horse poop off the beach so Mom is expecting me to throw up tonight. Whatever! I’m on vacation.

Love, G

One response to “Dear Diary, I am not perfect (PG-13)”

  1. as Jim Quick would say “best day ever show

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